When you get the shits

10494856_10152917662870450_5257209045032899573_n“Look, I’m a great designer.  I am awesome at cropping, clipping, contextualizing and have a natural flair for design.  My only weakness is spelling, but hey, that’s what spellcheck is for.”

“Why I’m looking for a job?  Oh, I just got bored.  It was kind of a mutual thing.  My creative director and I both left the agency at the same time.  I hate to talk behind my employers back, but they lost a major client last week, so they’re probably going to fold.”